trishiscrazy

Star got out of her bed, it was still quite early but she couldn't sleep anymore. The fact that she has been sleeping next to Hidan's room bothered her. All night, you could hear the screaming and paint from his room. "That's it, I need a new room." She shouted.
Trish bunny hopped to Star, because she was already wound up from eating a ton of sugar.
"Hi Star! Wanna do the bunny hop?" Trish asked. She continued to the bunny hop. "Right,Right,Left,Left,Fowards,Backwards, Hop, Hop, Hop!"she whispered to herself while doing the bunny hop.
Star could feel her eyes twitch. It always happens when she doesn't get enough sleep. "Not now Trish, perhaps later..." She told her. When she was far away enough, she whispered under her breathe "Not."
She was in a very fowl mood. When she walked beside Hidan's room, she could hear all the noise within. All the screams of pain were usually pleasing to her, but not when she was trying to sleep.
Trish followed.
"HIIIIII, HIDAN!!!" She screamed happily. Hidan wasn't too pleased with the happiness. The screams of pain were drowned out by the happiness. Then Trish suddenly calmed down and fell asleep on the spot where she was dancing. The screams of pain returned.
"At least it stopped for a few seconds..." She though to herself. Finally, after walking through all the hallways, she has reached Leader's office. Gently, she knocked on the door. Leader doesn't sleep that much so maybe he was awake.
"WHAT IS IT?" a booming voice came from behind the door. "Sir, this is Star. I have a question to ask." She said quietly. A few moments of silence passed. Finally, he let her inside.
"What is it now?" He asked, obviously annoyed. From what Star could see, Sir has been up to his usually work again. By work, she meant plotting deaths, capturing bijuus, and etc. "Leader, could I have another room? Hidan is loud at night." she asked calmly. "You're loud at day." he sharply returned. The rest of the night consists of fights and argues about everything trailed from that since that moment.
Tobi then woke up due to Leader. He notice Trish on the floor. He poked her. Trish grunted. He poked her some more, and she grunted some more. Trish finally woke up. Suprisingly, she wasn't Hyper.
"Tobi?"she asked half asleep.
"Trish! I heard Star talking to Leader! She wants a new room, one away from Hidan, and yours is one of the farthest ones away from him. What are you doing over here in Hidan's room, anyways?"
"Oh. Well, I was really hyper and couldn't fall asleep due to sugar rush, so I was bunny hopping around here, calmed down, and fell asleep on the spot."
"Alright then. Why don't you go find Star?"
"Yeah, okay." Trish walked around until she found Star. She eventually did.
"Star, Tobi heard you and Leader talking. He woke me up and gave me an idea. Why don't we share my room, or switch rooms? Mine's is one of the furthest ones away from Hidan. Just to let you know, I'm not hyper right now."
Star shook her head. "I will not share a room! Hear me?" Leader sighed. "Look, we've talked about this. Sasori won't try to kill you anymore, trust me. Besides, you can totally kill him if he tries."
Star shook her head harder. "No means no! I mean Kakuzu's lucky he can sew his ears closed, but I just want a room far away enough to not hear Hidan's chaos." Leader thought for a moment or two. "Well...Trish has a room far enough, the only other room far from Hidan's is mine."

Silence

"Yeah, we can cross my room off the list." He laughed nervously. "How about this," star began, "I just learned to make explosions from Deidara, can I make a new room?" "Ok that does it, you're sharing a room with Trish, end of story, GO!" Leader was very mad now...
"But I also suggested switching... I really don't mind noise because I'm hyper half the time. Besides, I can make my own noise to listen to inside my head." Trish said as she smiled proudly. Leader sighed. Kismae came up behind Trish, without her noticing. "
What's going on?!!!" He asked. Trish jumped and screamed.
"HEY! Don't scare me like that!"
"What are you going to about it? You're not hyper now."
"I can call you a fish dude agian." Trish stuck out her tongue for attitude, which she'd normaly never do.
"You little brat! This is why I hate young teenagers!" Trish rolled her eyes and shouted,
"You were 14 once, too!" This seemed to wake up any Akatsuki who were asleep at that point.
"KEEP IT DOWN!" came Hidan's voice. "You should speak for yourself teme!" Star yelled back. Leader hang his head low. He knew this wasn't gonna turn out well. Everyone in the cave started arguing continuously.
Next morning, Star got up first because she wanted to make that Hidan-teme pay. She knew all about his religion, since it was hers also, and every member of Jashinsm has to release their blood when they wake up. But this time, she's gonna switch Hidan's deadly scythe with a mere rubber duplicate.

It was a pretty normal day.
"BAKA UN!"
"Speak for yourself, Deidara-chan!"
Abby and Deidara were in the middle of their daily fight.

Star stood by Hidan's door, waiting for the right moment. Suddenly, a yelp came from the room. "OH DEAR JASHIN!!!!!!!!" Star smirked. "BLOOD! IT'S NOT COMING OUT!" Hidan banged his body against the walls. Inside, Star was laughing her mind out.

"Wait,...this....this is rubber! What the heck! RUBBER!" He exclaimed and rushed out of the door. "Looking for something?" She asked, hiding her laughter. Hidan stared at her, "WHERE IS MY SCYTHE? I KNOW YOU TOOK IT!" Then, she bursted out laughing. He sighed, "It was you...." She smiled and ran away as fast as she could knowing that Hidan could never catch up.

However, Hidan was trying to catch her, and he knows the cave structure better than her. Without knowing where she was going, Hidan could easily capture her. She smiled, "Sasori no Danna! Let go of your chakra strings!"

Trish, still not having eaten her sugar, walked in to see Abby and Deidara fightimg.
"You two are fighting agian?" She asked. Then she cotinued to walk along until she saw Itachi.
"Morning, Itachi. Have you cleared up the evil hamster thing yet?"
"You! You are so evil with that in your chat series! I should kill you for that, But you're too damn hyper!"

Sasori's chakra strings led me to a secret room. Hidan would surely lose her tracks now. "Arigato Sasori-danna!" She smiled. The red haired puppet sighed and walked to breakfast. Star followed close behind.

By the time they've arrived, it seems everything was chaotic again. Deidara was arguing with Abby, and Leader was still angry from the night before. "Just sit and eat." Sasori instructed. "You'll be training with Kakuzu right?" Star shook her head, "Nah, that was last week, and all he taught me was secrets of money...This week is back to Itachi."

"You're brother? Ha, what could he teach you?" Sasori laughed. Star merely shrugged and finished her meal.
Trish ran in while Sasori was playing with a puppet. Not knowing this, She tripped on the strings.
"OW! Why aren't you using one of your regular puppets with charkra strings?" she asked. Sasori shruged and said,
"Why the heck is Tobi here?" Trish sighed. Ariana then walked in.
"Good Morning, Cruel world."She said, not sounding to happy, as usual.
"Hey Ninja!"Trish said.
"WHAT THE HECK?!!! HOW CAN I BE HERE IF YOU'RE HERE?!!!" Ariana screamed, annoyed.
"It's about as confusing as Tobi ans Sasori being together at the same time"Trish replied, pointing at the two of them. Sasori then asked,
"Who are you two training with this week?"Trish then replied,
"Me? I was kind of hoping to ask Gaara."
"Trish, He's not in Akatsuki."Sasori said, not to pleased.
"Fine, then will you train me?"Trish aked. Sasori grumbled.
"Fine! Who's Araina with?"
"I'm planning to go with Hidan, to learn how to make screams of pain at night."She said.
After she finished breakfast, Star headed to Itachi's room. She was about to knock on his door when, suddenly, she heard loud noises on the other side. It sounded like something was dying. "Itachi's probably just up to his normal mangekyou sharingan tactics" She thought.
Well if you weren't-"
Tobi came over and tugged and Deidara and Ab. "Deidara-senpai, stop!"
Deidara rolled his eyes a little. "Yeah, yeah un." He walked away.
Abby walked over to Leader. "Sir, I would-" she started.
"What? Change your room?" he snapped back.
"Uh, no. I'm at the end with one neighbor. Tobi. He doesn't talk much. You know what? Never mind." she snapped right back.
When the noise had stopped, she went in. "Ah good, you're here." He said quietly. She could see his damaged eyes, "You've been using mangekyou without me again..."

He smirked, "I don't need your help." Itachi motioned her over, "Well, let's get started with your first mission." Star looked confused, "Wait, what mission?" He handed a scroll to her, "read this, it'll tell you all you need." Suddenly, a flock of crows surrouned him and he disappeared.
"Your face burns un." hissed Deidara as he walked past.
"WELL-" Abby stopped when she felt tapping on her shoulder.
"Yes, Zetsu?"
"May I eat you?"
"Can I ask you a question first?"
"Um, okay."
"Would you like to go on a date with Kisame?"
"No."
"There's your answer." Abby walked away.
She opened the scroll slowly. The text was a bit blurry, but still good enough to read.

Dear Star,

Greetings, welcome to your first mission.

"What? That's it?" she flipped the scroll over and over, "where are the instructions?" She set the scroll down and thought for a while. Then, an idea popped into her mind. Itachi knew of her fond for blood, so she bit her finger and smudged her blood onto the scroll. More text appeared:

I see you've found this. Let's get started shall we?

It quickly disappeared.
Abby sighed. She hated the Akatsuki. Sasori had signed her up for it. "It will make us stronger." he had said. "Did he notice that I was ten?"
Everyone stared. Whoops. That was out loud. she thought.
Tobi ran over. "Abby? Abby? Abby? Abby? Abby? Abby? Abby? Abby? Ab-"
"WHAT?!" she shouted. She hated it when Tobi did that, which was twenty times a day. He had did it ten times already, and the day was young.
Tobi turned pink and ran off.
Abby buried her face in her hands. This is stupid.
So it appeared that she required more blood. That made her think of one man, Hidan.

She quickly rushed to his room, "Hidan-san?" she peeked in. Everywhere, there was blood. Tons of blood! Surely she could borrow some.

The white haired man groaned as she came in, "What is it now?" he was still unhappy about his scythe. "Could I borrow some blood?" Star asked, trying to look as innocent as possible. He bursted out laughing.
Abby was still holding her head. Kisame came over.
"I heard my name earlier?"
"I will not destroy you because you're there. I will not destroy you because you're there. I will not destroy you because you're there." she said.
Kisame looked baffled. "I highly doubt you-"
Abby's hand shot out and curled around his neck.
"Okay, okay. But I know you want to talk." Kisame muttered.
"You want to 'borrow' blood?" He laughed. She scoffed and asked again, "May I borrow a few liters?" Hidan stifled his laughter, and he pointed to a part of his floor.

She could see that that was his main ritual spot for it was covered with thick, dark blood. "Why do you need it anyway huh?" He came up behind her. "It's none of your business!" She snapped.

Hidan rolled his eyes and smiled, "This is my room ok? When you're in here, you follow my rules. Tell me now!" Star simply stuck her tongue out, "Why don't you make me?"

"You know what? i think you need a hug!" Kisame said.
Abby reached out and smacked him. She walked into her room and thought. What is up with me. Sasuke. What the....where'd that come from? It suddenly dawned on her. I miss my Sasuke-kun.
There was a light knock. "Abby-chan?" Tobi came in.
"What?"
"What?"
"What?"
"What?"
"What?"
"What?"
Abby growled, but it suddenly turned to laughter. She rolled on the ground, hooting and gasping for breath. Tobi looked pleased but clueless.
She grabbed a bit of blood and smeared the scroll. "So that's what you wanted..." He looked over her shoulders.

Your mission for the week is hidden in one part of the Akatsuki cave. The steps will be revealed one at a time. Good luck.

"That's it?" She yelled, "that was all I get?" Star sighed.
Trish wandered off. She spoted Abby.
"sooo...."she started. Trish was in a very odd mood as of right now. All she sould think about were sakuras and the song Sakura drops. She hadn't had that sort of feeling for awhile. That's when Trish fell.
"OW, OW, OW!!!"she screamed in pain. She looked at her knee-it was it the most pain. A bruise-cut was on it. It was so freaky. But it was bleeding-And it hurt-ALOT.
"Abby, Can you help me with this cut?"She asked between tears.
TBC!!!

Piczo